I am OBSESSED with the show **Chopped on Food Network. Seriously obsessed. Not in a weird, I record every episode and fan stalk the judges on the show waiting for the moment I can meet Scott Conant in person and see if he smells like fresh basil and oregano like I think he does. No, not like that at all. Okay, maybe that is a little over the top, but I don’t watch THAT much television. I have a full time job that demands a …